Some Eye-Candy

Well, it has come to that point in life... when I am so "forever alone" that I don't give a sh*t about it anymore. So, I think I'll make myself feel worse by posting pictures I found on the Internet of fucking gorgeous beautiful people. Because, well, I want an excuse to look up sexy, hot, gorgeous beautiful people on the Internet. At least I'm not a pedophile.
And actually, I'm also waiting for an episode of Supernatural to download on my stupid, slow laptop.

Well, here goes nothing...
BTW, this post may contain an overwhelming amount of smexy pictures. Which may or may not be suggestive. BUT, I promise there will be NO porn. Just delicious pictures.

#1. Tyler Batchel

Yep. Male Model. Tyler Batchel. Don't know a damn thing about him, but he is guaranteed eye-candy. That look, now that definitely says mischievous. And a whole line of other, less than appropriate words. But anyway, let us go on with more pictures of Tyler Batchel.

He is now probably advertising his very visible undies. This, by the way, is the only stylish way to "sag." So, if you don't look this damn good, you better not sag your damn pants. Nobody appreciates your plaid boxers, trust me, it doesn't say ANYTHING. Not even attitude. But let's continue with a similar, but more suggestive picture.

You like that, don't you? Shame on you! Don't worry, I was thinking the same thing... and if I wasn't, well, what's wrong with you? Heheh. We have now established that Tyler Batchel may be the sexiest man, according to these pictures, but let's keep you indecisive by looking at more gorgeous pictures!
And if you're a heterosexual male, don't worry, there will be pictures of women as well.

Next up, Caleb Lane. He is also a male model. I wonder why....
At this point, if you weren't too distracted by your hormones, you may have realized that I have a taste for guys with a bit of stubble on their faces. You may have also realized this with the disappointment of not showing Bieber up front. Sorry, Bieber fans.

Another picture of Caleb Lane! And another!

Ohkay, wasn't that a great experience? Consisting of nothing but beautiful photography of the human figure in art? Hah, we all know you have a filthy mind!

Next, supermodel/actor William Levy!

After this, I'll definitely have to add some chicks to the mix. Anyway, Levy is obviously a hunk, just look at him! He knows it too. But let's skip the blah blah blah, more pics!

Levy has definitely got some muscle. And not too much either, 'cause trust me, there is a fine line between fit, smexy buff, and just downright ridiculous.
Another pic before we switch to chicks...

Yes, I do realize I haven't even gotten close when it comes to portraying the most beautiful people out there, and yes, obnoxious teen girls, I even left out the hundreds of Tumblr boys! And the tattoos! My search for aesthetic beauty is obviously doomed, there are just too many hunks out there. Its funny how they are never around here, or maybe that's just what everyone thinks. The grass is always greener on the other side, eh?

Anyway, we now have... Mena Suvari!

Anybody else see a little bit of Emma Watson? Mena Suvari reminds me of Hermione Granger, brings back the memories of all those Harry Potter movies.

Emma Watson

Do you see it? Maybe it's just me. Anyway, on to more pictures of Mena Suvari, a person I know nothing about.

There we have it, Mena Suvari at a glance. 

Next, we've got... Rihanna.. the Rihanna. The very famous artist, Rihanna. 

Rihanna can certainly pull off the short hair. It looks incredibly good on her, don't you agree? Some more pictures!

Red hair is bold, and bold is pretty awesome. I swear, looking at beautiful people in the media just makes you think that everybody around you is ugly as fuck not quite making it to your ridiculously high standards. Remember people, everybody has flaws. Even the supermodels. Some of them are anorexic or bulimic, both serious issues. Do not aim to be thin (and especially no skinny), aim to be fit.

I was going to have six guys and chicks. I think I'll leave it as is. I have now become lazy and tired. 

That is probably what my future will look like too. I'll wake up one morning and say... "I wanted to be a graphic artist... but then I got lazy." Oh well, let's not think about my future, it already seems bleak, even with my artistic skill. Don't you remember your childhood aspirations? I wanted to be an artist, then a geologist, then a doctor, and now I can't decide between clinical psychologist and art therapist. And yes, I do realize I'd make several thousand more dollars as a clinical psychologist. But I am, indeed, an artist. 

Geez, people keep telling me to follow my heart, even though following money and financial stability seems safer. See what life does to you?

Shit gets complicated.

I wish my troubles still consisted of catching the next episode of Bones, CSI, and NCIS, along with creating the most awesome Lego creation in existence. 

Well, before I write a book, let's just put this to an end. 

I hope everybody is having an awesome time, and if you're not, feel free to email me and we shall complain together. mariagvieyra13@gmail.com <--- (one) of my email addresses :D

Peace out (yeah, I know, I'm bad at goodbyes)

:P