Cocaine and Bunny Rabbits

Well, it has already been established that I have no life whatsoever, therefore I shall now blog on. This is my random blog, so I shall find some random sh*t to type. Here are my hypes of the day.

#1. Cocaine Energy Drink
My review, in general, is that it's pretty awesome.

I drink a lot of coffee and energy drinks. Yeah, it's like that. My friends worry about me. Can't blame them. I down a couple drinks in record time and end up either bouncing off the walls or reeling over bushes by the curb. I suppose I just have no regard for personal safety. But anyway. Most energy drinks give you a nice high and a spectacular crash. With me, it's come to the point where all I get is a faint headache and a spectacular crash. But Cocaine is good stuff, at least the way I see it.

For me, the taste is great. It's got a fruity taste, something like Red Bull, but a lot less sugary. It also has a bit of a medicinal aftertaste, or at least that's how I've heard it described. Supposedly, some kind of "mouth-numbing" ingredient? But I really like it. 

It's got a cool name, pretty fun. But I have to admit it's a bit like it's illegal counterpart. The Cocaine energy drink has no actual cocaine in it, of course, but it does leave you wanting more. I want another one. 

Plus, no crash. Most energy drinks get you all pumped up, causing you to use up whatever energy you had really fast. It doesn't actually GIVE you energy unless it has sugars and stuff in it. I have to admit I have a slight headache, the energy drinks are calling me. It was a bit ago that it finally started to wear off. Trust me, I've been up all night, wide awake and ready to party. I felt amazing. So I read Fifty Shades of Grey. And the rest of the series. In one night. I see what everybody was talking about now... horny, perverted women. Good read, all in all, it's perfectly legal porn, rated XXX for awesome.

Don't listen to me, I'm a terrible person, brought into the world with one mission in mind, to corrupt your soul. Yes, I shall corrupt your soul. 

But of course, gotta show some evidence here!

Some stuff from http://www.energyfiend.com/caffeine-content/cocaine-energy-drink ...

There's a nice screenshot. Well, with 280 mg of caffeine it's pretty high up on the scale. Kind of makes me curious about this SPIKE Shooter....

It does pack a punch in caffeine, as well as other nice, wonderful stimulants.

Mhm, doesn't that all sound nice and healthy?? Man, this'll kill me one day. But goddammit I want another. Unfortunately, I've spent my money again... I'm one step from searching the place for loose coins. But anyway, I give Cocaine a solid 10. It gets this rating because it packs a powerful punch into a tiny can, whereas other energy drinks pack a powerful punch, but you have to drink twice as much. The only thing that's better, in my opinion. is the Four Loko. Now that, my friend, is the legendary drink. It is alcoholic. And some say, even dangerous. Why? Because there are dumbasses who play beer pong with a few Four Lokos. That is the magical recipe to waking up naked in your neighbor's yard or nearby park, or worse, in the hospital or dead. The Four Loko is NOT to be messed with. Period.

Drink ONE can, your in for a hell of a time. Drink TWO cans, your really pushing it, who knows what you might do. Drink THREE and, trust me, your probably going to do LOTS of stupid things. Drink FOUR cans, and well, there's a chance you're not going to make it. By now it depends PURELY on how well you take to ridiculous amounts of alcohol and caffeine. And luck. Lots of luck. Considering how many stupid people (mostly teenagers) think that it's easy drinking a few. But don't worry, there are some dumb adults out there too. Well, Four Lokos are illegal in several states, including this one, just so you know.

Hype #2: These adorable m-effing bunnies. Yes, bunnies.

They are soooo adorable. Personally, I like wild bunnies better than the fat domestic ones. I'm sure they're different breeds, but I still like the wild ones better. Kind of rascist?? .... >.>"

Dammit, the cuteness is f@*king overwhelming! Funny how I went from Cocaine to bunnies though...

Still. FACE THE CUTENESS! FACE IT! YOU SHALL BE RENDERED WEAK AND PATHETIC IN THE POWER OF THE ADORABLENESS!

I still really want that mug that reads, "It's motherfucking tea time." Oh yeah. 

Well, peace out. Happy holidays, you ugly bastard beautiful human.

:P