Italian Sausages and Ice Cream

You know how I feel on my period? You know how I fucking feel on my fucking period?? It's ohkay, it's not that bad. I haven't killed anybody yet. I just really really want a fucking soda. I actually want ice cream and coffee, but if I go buy anything I'll probably buy everything in the candy section and some energy drinks to top it off.

It's all good. Really. 

But periods are always bad. Well, they're never really good either. Unless you missed it last month and are suddenly wondering if you are pregnant but you hope otherwise. Then it may be a welcome thing. 

But anyway, seeing as I am a terrible person with no concern for what you want at the moment (at the moment) you can come along on my fucking hormonal roller-coaster ride. 

I want ice cream. I have to eat coffee-flavored chocolate just so I can stay away from caffeine. Caffeine is my soul mate. It really is. It will kill me one day, haha. Bittersweet relationship.

Look at the beautiful coffee, look at it! Haha. Oh man, I really need to take a chill pill. I could use some bacon. Bacon is so good. But you know what I love? Spicy Italian sausages. I really love those. They aren't even close to spicy with my Mexican spicy standards, but they are still delicious!

FEEL THE HUNGER! MWUAHAHA!

So, as you can obviously note, I am not a vegetarian. But I have nothing against vegetarians. I just seek to understand them. As long as they don't try making me a vegetarian. I have incisors for a reason and that reason is meat. But what I don't get is why people think vegetables and plants are "meat-free." I mean, think about it. What is soil made of? Rocks, air, water, blah, blah, dead things. What kind of dead things? Dead plants and animals. Animals that consist of what? Meat. Just saying.... Everything returns to the Earth, and everything that grows from it, like plants, comes from it. So, technically, there is no way around it. It's all pretty organic. 

Well, I really want that ice cream still, and my Italian sausages, so I think I'll get to that.

Bye~