Ingenious Awesomeness and Ranting About Randomness

I'm really starting to think I'm among the few who know what a mana potion is. I bought one as a necklace pendant and everybody's like "the fuck is that??" Bastards. Mana is only like one of the most necessary items that all mages/sorcerers/casters MUST have! At least in computer/video games. And yes, I play a lot of computer games and such. And no, that doesn't mean Black Ops, Pokémon, or Call of Duty. Why? 1. Too impatient to play better or different games aka too loyal. 2. Pokémon is hideously mainstream now... it's ridiculous. I'm not a fan, but I've watched the Pokémon movies and played it on the PSP... which I'm SURE many of these "new" Pokémon addicts haven't even done.

But for the most part, I'm just too impatient/lazy to try out new stuff. Eh well.

Handblown Glass Miniature Mana and Health Potions by GeekOUTlet shop on Etsy.com

Now, seeing as I'm ranted a tiny bit about mainstream society nowadays, I think I'll share some awesomeness, 'cause well.. it's awesome. 

This is a card you absolutely MUST give on a birthday, it has just the right combination of awesomeness and sarcasm. You have to admit, it's a lot more creative than any other birthday card you've ever given. This is freakin' AMAZING.

Funny Birthday Card by DoodleMoose Designs shop on Etsy.com

Mhm, I guess I'm not entirely sure why I'm up at 2:07 AM blogging about random cool stuff I want to buy in the near future. I guess that Trazodone shit doesn't work. THE INSOMNIA, OH THE INSOMNIA! But what is insomnia anyway? Wanting to sleep but not being able to, or not wanting to sleep and not being able to anyway? Or maybe it's just not sleeping in any context? I dunno. Anyway, next up is this ingenious sticky note pad. I love anything that is ingenious. Creativity is so rare. I mean, people think I'm creative, which is a lot of BS 'cause I go through hours of frustration just to think up some cool drawing idea for art class. I'm honestly better at video editing and presentation film production type stuff and graphics than art, but I'm an artist as far as anybody's concerned.

Funny Sticky Note Pad by FlytrapOnE shop on Etsy.com

And another note pad by FlytrapOnE on Etsy...

Well anyway... I have a lot to do tomorrow and I really shouldn't be up this late. Ugh, my eye is gonna be twitching like crazy tomorrow, and my eyes are already really really freakin' dry. Blame it on the Prozac, eh? Yep. Doped up 'cause apparently I'm too awesome for society. It can't deal with all this... all my SEEMINGLY senseless acts and SEEMINGLY lack of impulse control, mood, and whatever else they might say. Truth is, I'm just too cool. And now I'm in the system. Yay me, it sucks. I don't want to say any names or anything, but so-and-so is the one that needs some pills, a whole damn case of Adderall and tranquilizers to calm that neurotic mindlessness that got ME on pills instead. Now THAT is an expert liar fooling the system, he likely could've convinced 'em that I was some psychotic mass-murderer. 

But ANYWAY, that's enough ranting. I'm just having an "I hate the fucking world so fucking much" kinda day, ya know. Ya know. G'night, my random anon readers :P