You know what I love? I love the rain. It's just so beautiful when it's not too cold so I can stand outside. I wish time would stop during the rain, so that each raindrop would hang in mid-air like a tiny diamond drop. It would be awesome to kiss in the rain. I love thunderstorms, it's always almost as if you could feel the very electricity in the air. I used to daydream that I'd get struck by lightning and become some kind of storm goddess. Crazy, huh? But yeah, whatever. I like a lot of "weird" things according to people. I guess I'm just weird, huh? So, I'm going to tell you my awesomely weird ideas. I don't know if I have mentioned any of these before, but yeah.
Idea #1: Video
So, if I had some help and a camcorder, I would totally turn this into a funny video. I love editing and yeah...
So, the setting is a laptop/internet cafe, okay? There's coffee and laptops and whatnot. There is a table with like two or three people at it with their Apple laptops. One of them is eating an actual apple too. There's an empty seat in between them or to the side. Somebody walks into the cafe and sits there, taking out their laptop. The camera gets a good view of the apples on the others' laptops, while this individual pulls up their laptop, which has a pineapple, banana, grapes, or something unexpected. This individual looks over at the others who look amused/surprised and says "How you like 'em apples?" referring to the ones that they are eating. But yeah, tons of dramatic music to make it funnier.
Idea #23: Creepin'
I want a... cloak. Yep, a cloak. I would wear it to Walmart and act like a creep, skulking about. It would be hilarious. I'd even walk around in it at the Plaza or something. Everyone would be like "the fuck?" But yeah. It would be fun to make other people smile and laugh in amusement. Plus, I've always wanted to do something weird like that.
Idea #82: Paper Boat Race!
Yeah, that's just childish. But I don't care. I really want to see/take part in a paper boat race. Or even just go to some river and make a small, resistant little boat. It just sounds magical in a stupid sort of way. I'd also be the kind of person to put bottled messages into the ocean. I mean, what if somebody actually finds it? That would be so awesome. To somehow connect to somebody you may never have seen before. Or maybe tie a message to a balloon. That would all be epic.
So, yeah, those are a few of my ideas, apart from sky-diving and seeking out fortunetellers. It would be awesome if I could just live an independent, wild lifestyle, surviving on my artwork. Secretly, I'm an adventurous and completely insane person. It's a secret though, so shhh! Don't tell! :D
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