Saturday, April 28, 2012

So, since I'm such a loser and I like to sit at home on a Saturday morning playing RPG games and looking at guys on Tumblr... I'm going to go ahead and write about my sad, lonely experience. Hah. Well, I don't have a Tumblr, want to know why? Because all the Facebook people got on Tumblr, so it's mainstream. Somebody should totally make a site for all the awesome weirdos and outcasts to unite. No fake people allowed. It would be cool, no?

But anyway, let's skip to the point. I was cruising through the net, as my species typically does... all the time...when I came upon this Tumblr. It has cute guys on it, so I'm not being conformist!
Here, I will rate some, in no particular order though, since I am typing this as I go and have no interest in organizing it.

#1. Ryan Coning


So, Ryan is one of those people that you can look up and find a few really good pictures, a few really unexplainable ones, and some that are just okay. But, he still gets a 7 (at least!) out of 10 in this picture. (Especially compared to some guys at my school... shh! You didn't see anything!) Enjoy the evident abs and shirtlessness. This reminds me that I used to have a "poll" in which people voted on the hottest guys. Good times, the app or whatever was removed.

#2. Harry Styles


First, I must confess...Harry Styles... is not really my type. In this picture he is though. (How does that work??) Well, I just don't really go for the curly hair, which is very evident in most of his pictures. So, I chose this picture because his hair isn't all that curly. Another reason I would be biased in a negative way is because of the whole One Direction thing. I don't like to be mainstream (can you tell?). Plus, some people seem to only like bands until they become "cool." And that, my friend, is what I dislike. BUT that's not the point! This picture is one I particularly like, so it gets a 7.9 out of 10. Why? The eyes of course! Also, the picture is just a pretty good one.

#3. Chris Fawcett

 
I like the face, don't you? It's a really nice face. Really nice eyes too. Not too much of a baby face, and not too old either. 9 out of 10. Keep in mind that 10 = God of Sexiness. Hmm, well, maybe he can get a 10 too. Or at least a 9.5. The face is just so pretty. And you can tell that Chris Fawcett has some nice, well defined muscles. Plus, no really hairy chest. Heheh. Ultimately, I give him a 9.5 now. It would be even better if that painted thing on his chest were a nice tattoo.

#4. Justin Bieber


Now, I'm no crazy fangirl trying to run Bieber down. But since he's cut his hair he's become pretty good eye-candy. He certainly looks older anyway. I give a 7.5 out of 10. At least. I'm not a hater either. I don't really listen to his music, but it's okay. This isn't really about his music anyway. This is a shallow look at eye-candy. And he is very good eye-candy.

#5. William Levy


Now, unless you've watched Mexican soap operas, you may not know who William Levy is. He's an actor, as you may have guessed from my previous statement. And he is a very sexy actor too. Referring to this picture, I give him an 8 out of 10. The abs are unresistant and the smile is just gorgeous. (*Drool*) >.<"

Well, that's it for now. I am tired of looking at beautiful guys on my laptop, which only confirms how much of a lonely person I am. Nah, not really. I could look at hot guys all day. But I'm hungry... so I won't.

PEACE OUT!

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Secretly Adventurous, Don't Tell ;D

You know what I love? I love the rain. It's just so beautiful when it's not too cold so I can stand outside. I wish time would stop during the rain, so that each raindrop would hang in mid-air like a tiny diamond drop. It would be awesome to kiss in the rain. I love thunderstorms, it's always almost as if you could feel the very electricity in the air. I used to daydream that I'd get struck by lightning and become some kind of storm goddess. Crazy, huh? But yeah, whatever. I like a lot of "weird" things according to people. I guess I'm just weird, huh? So, I'm going to tell you my awesomely weird ideas. I don't know if I have mentioned any of these before, but yeah.



Idea #1: Video
So, if I had some help and a camcorder, I would totally turn this into a funny video. I love editing and yeah...
So, the setting is a laptop/internet cafe, okay? There's coffee and laptops and whatnot. There is a table with like two or three people at it with their Apple laptops. One of them is eating an actual apple too. There's an empty seat in between them or to the side. Somebody walks into the cafe and sits there, taking out their laptop. The camera gets a good view of the apples on the others' laptops, while this individual pulls up their laptop, which has a pineapple, banana, grapes, or something unexpected. This individual looks over at the others who look amused/surprised and says "How you like 'em apples?" referring to the ones that they are eating. But yeah, tons of dramatic music to make it funnier.



Idea #23: Creepin'

I want a... cloak. Yep, a cloak. I would wear it to Walmart and act like a creep, skulking about. It would be hilarious. I'd even walk around in it at the Plaza or something. Everyone would be like "the fuck?" But yeah. It would be fun to make other people smile and laugh in amusement. Plus, I've always wanted to do something weird like that.



Idea #82: Paper Boat Race!

Yeah, that's just childish. But I don't care. I really want to see/take part in a paper boat race. Or even just go to some river and make a small, resistant little boat. It just sounds magical in a stupid sort of way. I'd also be the kind of person to put bottled messages into the ocean. I mean, what if somebody actually finds it? That would be so awesome. To somehow connect to somebody you may never have seen before. Or maybe tie a message to a balloon. That would all be epic.



So, yeah, those are a few of my ideas, apart from sky-diving and seeking out fortunetellers. It would be awesome if I could just live an independent, wild lifestyle, surviving on my artwork. Secretly, I'm an adventurous and completely insane person. It's a secret though, so shhh! Don't tell! :D