It's Awesome 'Cause I Said So

So, I like this website and it's really awesome. People sell stuff on it, random stuff. It's really cool and really weird in many aspects. So, I think it's like a dream come true for me, heheh. I wish I was rich so I could buy the great stuff on the site, like zombie-repellant soap, and hearts in jars.

The site? Well, it's below this statement. And below that is a look at some of the awesome stuff on the site :)

http://www.etsy.com/

Awesome Item #1. Anatomical Heart in a Jar!

C'mon! Who wouldn't want to have an anatomically correct heart in a jar?? It's awesome. Perfect for creeping people out and having in your room, or in your purse/backpack/European shoulder bag/whatever. I would love to have this. It's ingenious! I love creative, innovative stuff like this that totally expresses just how unique/weird I am.

Awesome Item #2: Glow in the Dark Bowls/Jars!

I confess. The sparkly awesomeness made me put that down. But heck, none of these items are in any particular order, so who cares! It's awesome. Imagine everything in your kitchen glow in the dark. Cool, huh? Don't deny the awesomeness.

Awesome Item #3: "My Stache" Money Jar!

This is pretty cool and very amusing. Just because I said so, and because I have scientific evidence that it is. You have to admit, it's funny and awesome and cool and awesome and cool and yeah. And yeah, all the items so far have been in the form of jars but that's not all the site has. I promise!

Awesome Item #4: Funny Anniversary Card!

 

This feels like an "lol what?" moment. But you have to admit, this card is definitely unique and hilarious. I love a good sense of humor. Awesome. I would totally be the one to give a card like that.

Awesome Item #5: Funny Sign!

 

 Yeah, yeah, I know. There is a typo, but it's still a cool sign. Imagine it in your school, or in a really serious business setting. 

Awesome Item #6: GlowPixel!

Sure, it's a bit geeky, but that just makes it cooler. I'm not sure what it's purpose is, other than sitting on a desk and looking awesome, but heck, that's enough! GlowPixels all the way!

Awesome Item #7: Crown of Skull Pendant!

My mom would boil me alive and skin me if I have this pendant. Apparently, skulls would make me a devil worshiper. I just think it's pretty cool, considering that a lot of the stuff on sale around are mass-produced, unoriginal, and boring. Even the food is practically fake. Artificial flavoring... coloring....

Awesome Item #8: Bottle Cap Magnet!

Another "lol what?" moment. Ahh, this bottle cap magnet should be made into a pin or something. I'd wear it. Even if I don't tinkle sprinkles. Not that I would tell you if I did. Haha. These items

Well, check the site out for yourselves. You can find just about anything on there.
It's awesome.

:)