Today, I was surfing the net (as usual), while eating large quantities of food (as usual) and laughing at people because I have a high metabolism and don't gain weight (as usual). Now, you might be wondering why I am not posting how my Valentine's Day went. Well, you see, what had happened was.. well, I forgot it was Valentine's Day, I rarely give it a thought (Forever alone, right? Haha) But I did get chocolates and a teddy bear and I still ate all the chocolate in one go until my stomach hurt. Typical.
But, I don't find the holiday significant so.. this thought came into my head....
I bet that people who think 2012 is the end of the world will be stocking up on emergency items. The zombie apocalypse believers will be loading up on ammo, aluminum baseball bats, and Captain Crunch. The nature disaster doomsday believers will be stocking up on first aid kits, water, and creating the ultimate shelter or buying tickets for the highest altitude place they know, or some underground shelter anyway. The radiation doomsday people will probably doing the same, while religious old women run through the streets waving bibles in the air shouting that the end is near.
So I wondered, am I ready for an apocalypse? I don't really believe it will happen (but I secretly hope for a zombie apocalypse).
But I'm weird, so hell, I'd want to prepare for zombies just for the heck of it. You know what I would do?
I'd stock up on lithium ion batteries. The lithium inside burns with an intensity that no human eye can witness (No, I'm not stupid enough to blind myself). Blind the zombies, at least momentarily. If they can't see me, well I can run for my life and stay out of sight!
Obviously, I'd stock up on other things, like food and water (and weapons), and clothes (and weapons), and stuff like that (and weapons). Did I mention weapons? Well, yeah. I'm going to need as many guns as possible and tons of ammo. Machine guns, assault rifles, sniper rifles, automatic guns, yep, all the works. Machetes, swords, chainsaws, knives, katanas, everything that I can get my hands on.
Once I have the basics down you can bet I'm going to go raid a few places. But anyway, I'm not going to tell you my brilliant survival plan, since it's mine (all mine, yep, all mine). Heheh. But I will say one last thing. My last words will be something along the lines of "What's this red button do?" or "I hid a million dollars in...." Haha yep. Totally.
My Quote of the Day: "Bitch, please. I got this zombie apocalypse under control. Those mothafuckas is going down!" -Maria Vieyra
Yep, my own quote, hehheh. Deal with it.
